Are those the ones that are cheaper than candy now? Where can my friend get them?

Wilson him? How does that work?

Let x be the number of last Jedi. x ∈ ℕ \ {0,1}

This ain't a war, it's a moidah!

My wife and I pluralize "cow" as "cowen".

Um… we can still try to guess how many. The only options that've been ruled out are "one Jedi" and "zero Jedi".

Now I'm thinking of a Family Feud-type show based on polls of A.V. Club commenters. It would be very difficult and absurdly niche. Ooh! And all the answers would take the form of a reference! (Or A.V. Club-approved meme)

Kinky!

I'm against all this sex on the telly! I mean, I keep falling off!

Sure! He didn't say they'd be funny.

Such commitment to your gimmick!

Should be Toby Leonard Moore.

Indeed. Are we a country of people, or of land?

Katamari is forever.

Yeah, I think I'd need to know more than that.

It would also help if we quit pretending greed is a virtue.

Maybe white people should get the fuck over themselves and quit proving just how much they suck?

E. All of the above.

Cheap? How dare you! He has only the classiest, best, most tremendous speed!

Real Americans™ sure as hell don't!! Damn Frenchy elitist vegetable!