Given that the set of people in the administration is a subset of everyone, your mother is technically correct.

FEBO!!! When I was in Amsterdam, FEBO was the shiiit. Awesome drunk food paired with great delivery system. I was far too amused.

Why are they pissing on horses???

It's my favorite amusement park. No qualifiers necessary.

Not worth mentioning.

B-B-B-Bannon and the Trump!

*whispers* Hey, look everyone, a sincere optimist has wandered across our path! Shh… shhh… don't scare him away… Approach carefully.

And that planet…. WAS EARTH!!

Aww, my mistake. Should I delete it?

Bedazzled, you say? Right this way, (sir or madam)!

And who cares why they're pissed?

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

I can't find a link but this reminds me of the Mitch Clem comic when Falwell died. It was something like…

Commented.

I thought the wood shed is where you go to try to play as good as Van Halen?

Those are not the same accounts. What fuck?

I really hope they wouldn't be so stupid. You could buy used copies in any thrift store for very little, or check them out from the library. Reading an entire book on twitter would just be a damn headache.

Facebook's flagging system really is a fucking joke.

Wow, "coked-out" is an understatement there…

^^^^^^ DING DING DING!!! You win!