Uh, your description sounds like gender is EXACTLY what’s keeping her out of the league.

Unless you consider the reason for those issues might be related to how male gamers treat female gamers and being uncomfortable because of that....

I’m 40, and I’m not sure I’d be responsible with 12 million dollars.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

This is really sad. I hope they are able to confirm either way for the sake of their families getting some closure. And before the asshole pile on starts, please everyone remember that teenagers are still SUPER IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN. They might like to think they know everything and make great choices, but, they…

Communism is the one where the government owns the means of production.

Yes, you are. Socialism is not communism.

I eat that shit up when I’m on the treadmill. I love Guy Fieri because I can live vicariously through him.

Some guy walked by me with a dog that licked my face.

YES. maybe we should start a support group for people in love with Bernie because, seriously, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

You guys... I think I’m in love with Bernie. I DGAF who knows it anymore!

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

I read that as beardown. I would be okay with her being smacked down by a grizzly or other large North American megafauna (revenge).

Do the cave lodgings include WiFi? You know my motto, “Who needs friends when you have the internet!”.

I expect nothing less from someone that drives a Hummer.

I was always the quiet kid in the restaurant and I always got annoyed by the other kids (who were clearly just being kids). Once, in a relatively nice restaurant, I stood up in the booth in which I was sitting with my parents and yelled across the restaurant ("be quiet, you bad boy!") at a little boy who was giving…

I know one child who can be taken anywhere. They are quiet and they amuse themselves without needing to be the center of attention or annoying as fuck. The parents are cool too.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!