Good god, that’s exactly where this is headed isn’t it? We’re going to be discussing whether he completed the process of the clap and completed a non-clap football move.

This sucks. He’s pretty high up on the list of guys we never really got to appreciate because he was never on a good enough team/had the right teammates. 

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

Agree 100% about his performance being worthy. While I generally lean toward not taking off-field stuff into account for HOF voting, I can’t deny I take particular pleasure over Schill’s inability to get in.

All I know is that almost every sport’s attempts to “[GOAT]-proof” their sport is in response to an African-American outlier/GOAT player. Wilt, Tiger, Simone, etc.

At what point do we switch from saying “Simone Biles is the Michael Jordan/Tom Brady/Serena Williams of her sport” to “Michael Jordan/Tom Brady/Serena Williams were the Simone Biles of their sport”?

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

He looks like what would happen if your barber found out that you slept with his wife

It’s fucking totally dysfunctional. It’s that fucking bad up there.

Y’all keep acting like Gase is some weirdo freak but doing at bumps at work because you only slept three hours the night before and have already drank enough coffee in the morning to tear a hole through your stomach lining is about the most New York thing imaginable.

Because cocaine is famously unavailable in Miami. 

Good to see Jim Breuer still not getting work.

While Jim Breuer’s impression of a Latino is questionable at best, he kind of nails his impression of a probably alcoholic, washed up C-list celebrity.

Please, Jim Breuer can’t be racist. He’s not nearly popular enough. 

I’m with you. For too long the Homeless have been getting all the breaks. Time for the rich to get something from government for a change.

Jesus, you may not intend it, but you sound like an absolutely callous and clueless asshole.

Counterpoint: don’t steal poor people’s shit.

Hell yes, was not expecting to find a pro-steal-shit-from-poor-homeless-people advocate in this comment section, but I love to be surprised. Big fan of just wrecking the shit of people who have so little after using them for photo ops.

Yeah, but if we get rid of the Olympics where will I get my fix of quadrennial “Boy, Athletes sure like to fuck each other, huh” stories?