Hey.

Fuck the police.

Do Deadspin writers get paid by the word? Because "Dana White is a piece of shit" is a lot more succinct. You can even copy and paste it every time the need for one of these stories arises.

Are you kidding me? Show me where UFC celebrated pride 10 years ago lol...this whole thing we’re discussing wasn’t even a thing until recently.

The more uncomfortable we can make assholes feel about being assholes in public, the better.

Who said anything about anyone being smarter....?

Doesn’t mean people should or are going to stop calling them out on the fact that they are assholes.

I read that article last week. My favorite part was when they listed his qualifications to run a sports league: “He had a famous last name in the entertainment industry. He had connections to powerful people.” 

Nah- Bettman has pissed off two countries, so he’s an international disgrace.

At first it seemed like you were taking pleasure in other people’s misfortunes but *plot twist* you are clearly a masochist.

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

Counterpoint: It Just Keeps Getting Better For The Rest Of Us

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

The risk is higher now than it’s ever been, as evidenced by all the recent injuries. Modern ballparks have less foul territory than previous ballparks, putting fans closer to the plate. Pitchers are throwing faster than ever before resulting in faster exit velocities on line drives down the lines. And even if you take…

This will take a big chunk of the risk away, and it’s acceptable for a pretty simple reason: the players really, really do not want to be maiming or killing fans with foul balls.

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Ah...relaxing on the patio with my shirt off, getting a tan from your take.

Given that physicians have the same power as referees to determine whether or not players can play, it boggles my mind that the various unions haven't insisted on a truly independent medical corps paid collectively by the league rather than by individual teams.