Nobody put an asterisk next to Golden State in 2015 when the Cavs only had Kyrie for one game and Love didn’t play, because the rules are different for Lebron. So those people saying this about Toronto in this series can go pound sand.

To illustrate his point, VanVleet jumped on the sticks and played his newborn in NBA2k, beating him a solid 114 to 98.

*ahem* Fred VanVleet Sr.

Sort of weirdly enough one of the things about being a Toronto sports fan is that while all of our owners suck, all of our owners have generally been faceless corporations or, for about 15 years, a teachers pension fund.

Venture capital is inherently a game of odds, where you get a lot of rich people with a lot of assets, pool those assets and throw them at 100 ideas you think MIGHT make money and knowing only one or two needs to be a hit. It isn’t about investing in the best tech or product, it’s about investing in something that may…

Fair, but here’s the thing: all sports team owners are scum, even the “good” ones.

I said this elsewhere, I’ve been a casual Warriors fan most of my life and pretty dedicated for the last decade or so.
I feel comfortable accepting that they’re the villains in a lot of scenarios. I still like the players but having the owner group be a bunch of Venture Capital douchebags has really made it hard to…

And for some reason, one that begins probably with “access” and ends with “is poison,”

Yeah, that’s exactly what she’s saying: that the reporters absolutely knew who he was and chose not to report it.

“Yankees Fan Righteously Insecure Post Perfectly Illustrates Why We Hate Yankees Fans”

Vlad Guerrero Jr’s Righteous Dong

Nothing like browsing channels and inadvertently stumbling upon a mighty dong. 

Unless Lacob plans on giving back the 2015 trophy, “injuries suck, but they happen to every team, deal with it” will carry the day.

I’m glad you’re enjoying things Ray but my blood pressure and need for sleep demand Raptors in five. 

I agree. You are sorry.

Nah, this really is a normal, expected thing at a basketball game, and most fans would have the player's side here. I know it seems weird and I can't think of an equivalent in other sports, but it's normal. This happens at least once in most games. Keep in mind that the front row spectators can get onto the court in…

If you are “outraged”by a large athlete crashing into the ridiculously overpriced courtside status seats at a high rate of speed than I submit you have no business being at a basketball game, as well as lacking a fundamental grasp of physics and predictable outcomes. Much more likely answer is he’s an asshole seizing…

“n. Lowry crushed the woman in the chair behind the one he crashed into while chasing the ball and didn’t appear to make any effort to soften the blow.:|

He was chasing the ball at a basketball game that’s his job, not to “soften” any blows, GTFO  

You do understand that if you buy a courtside seat, a player landing on you is a very real possibility? You also understand that there was like zero malicious intent right? You seem like you must get in a lot of fights. I hope you don’t go out to crowded bars, like ever.

If I learned anything from watching Chernobyl, it’s that someone has to be armpit deep in radioactive water to stop the flow; someone has to shovel graphite off the roof of a reactor that’s in active meltdown; someone has to put on a lead codpiece and shoot dogs.