Kyrie is the Jay Cutler of the NBA.

Okay, go draw the Sanskrit symbol for good fortune somewhere and let us know how that excuse works.

“The [Cubs] added that they will not release the name of the fan to the public.”

Starred for the great comment, in spite of your being proud to be a Cubs fan.

I had no idea this was a thing.  I want my ignorance back.  Fuck 4chan.

The Cubs ownership would dearly like you to be a white nationalist but please can you make sure to do your white nationalism in a way that will not be publicly linked to them.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

I’ve come around to the idea that instant replay is bad, or is bad at least in the way it is currently being used, but I’ll never give up my desire for Robot Umps. The technology is there for it to be used in real-time, and I’m so tired of Umps’ fragile egos.

Gender normalcy, and the concept of what women and men are "supposed" to be is the whole problem. She has her head buried in the past about the subject, and I'd be willing to take bets that she probably doesn't think much of transgender people based on how much she has dug her heels in on this subject.

Far too many times have I seen a woman rise to power as a champion for other women, only to make clear her vision of feminism is only for white women.

Pardon my near drunken exclamation here. But I fucking love this team. Siakam makes my bathing suit area tingle.

I don’t care who your team is, you’ve got to love it when he fries the rice right in front of them. They didn’t even know about that step where you put it on a baking sheet and dry it out like that. But they will never forget it. Elevate and cook young man.

Then of course, there’s how his sword in Endgame is TOTALLY helicopter propeller blades.

I wish I was so good at making friends I could afford to weaponize it.  

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

Guys, here me out. What if we made domestic violence illegal?

Right, I know. Whenever I hear of child abuse and domestic violence my immediate thought is how can I protect the career of the abuser.

When she wrote, “that a whole country is desperately clinging to as a final hope,” I assumed she meant American fans hoping another fucking Boston team doesn’t win a championship.

Trust me, this whole country most definitely was not cheering for the Leafs, no matter what BS Ms. Theisen tries to push.

As a Canadian, allow me to say...

Good.