I wouldn’t have drafted Lonzo in the first place.

“You’ll never make two dozen of the most beloved action adventure films of all time that go on to change the cinematic landscape forever, son.”

Fury specifically mentions Klein in the post-credits scene, and it’s implied that Hill is currently in contact with him. (Presumably he is the one that informs her of the “multiple bogies” over Wakanda.) He undoubtedly knows where Fury and Hill are at the time of the snappening and can tell the rest of the Avengers…

I imagine a lot of things baffle you.

I, for one, appreciate how much Brown is Not Even Mad At All, You Guys.

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.

Six Seasons and 22 Movies later...

Uh oh, someone's fucking feelings got hurt. Suck it up, snowflake!

I’m sorry you’re such a simplistic rube that managed to learn just enough not to want anything better from this country than pay lip service to any of its ideals. This might be beyond your feeble means but it’s possible to appreciate that there are people who managed to get something out of the AAF while still…

Spoken like a person who’s convinced they’d be part of Leonidas’ guard when in reality they would’ve been tossed off the cliff with the other defects.  What is it that you think are the foundations of America then? What world is it that you think we live in? 

Counterpoint: You’re a dipshit bootlicker who will dismiss the players’s career goals as stupid while defending the equally stupid and far more destructive career goals of rich people.

Did you read the part where players were stuck with bills they never agreed were their responsibility? At a bare minimum, how is that the fault of a player?

the gamble was no different than taking your life savings to a casino

Oh look, we have someone playing Online Troll Bingo. I see you opened with Social Justice Warrior. Strong play.

I usually don’t comment on Deadspin, but I made a burner account just so I could tell you that you’re a piece of shit and I hope you die.

<40 seconds of fart sounds>

Go fuck yourself

You’re a real piece of shit

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…