Soros pays me per star received. Give all that you can.

Fox News?

I thought that SB Nation would be happy with wider online exposure.

Don’t give me that “part of the sport” bullshit. Hitting a guy away from the play is a penalty every single time if the refs see it. Blind-siding a guy with a headshot is a suspension in every league in the world. Maybe criminally charging assholes who do this will finally drive the point home that it’s unacceptable…

Really? I’ve been watching hockey for 35 years and I don’t ever recall it being a “normal hockey play” to blow up a guy from the blindside away from the play. That’s always been bullshit in my memory.

Find a bear trap and stick your head in it.

If Scott Stevens played hockey in Sweden he would be tried as a war criminal. 

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I voted 9-1-1 guy because nothing says 2018 more than a white person calling the cops on a black person for no good goddamn reason.

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.

I will accept my role as SI feature writer now. 

Lifetime Underachievement Award?

Yeah man, fuck morals and human decency, there’s hella-cash bro!

Gotta go for the Senators. All of these teams are bad at their respective sports, and the Sens certainly meet that basic requirement. They were one goal away from the Stanley Cup Final in 2017 before crashing to earth the following season. But it’s the drilling down to bedrock with a litany of off-ice incidents that…

At least your kinja name is consistent. 

It was really embarrassing but in the end they got unlucky. The Bills on the other hand, CHOSE to start Nathan Peterman. 

I mean they didn’t really show up against Puerto Rico... 

So Google’s options are to play ball with the people they’ve recruited, or hire you instead. Let’s see what they go with

Honestly I think he’s just doing exactly what McCarthy says. I feel like he’s been changing things at the line for years and the success of his rebel playcalling has been enough to keep it secret.