And just a few years later, Brolin pulls off a masterful Thanos without a smear of physical makeup. That’s got to be the most annoying part.

“Plenty of parking” my left nut. I can’t think of any Chicago neighborhood where there is enough room for the residents cars plus 38 more.

Get out your calipers, a thought leader who believes you should dialogue with fascists has some strange race science ideas. Who could be shocked?

The most annoying person to be seated next to pretty much anywhere (public restroom, dinner party, flight, doctor’s office waiting room, jail, etc.) is anyone who has recently read a Gladwell book.

Yeah but still.

jesus dude. yeah, i gave you a star but still 

Acting Attorney General Bull Shannon 

I support Matt Whitaker for Acting US Attorney General.

Just assure us you’re not self-employed and therefore not having these conversations with yourself and you can have the star.

Oh, snap.

Damnit, Disney, I’m going to sign up for your stupid service on day one, you don’t have to keep enticing me like this!

I get the whole “what is the commissioner and what is the owners” thing about debating Bettman’s tenure re: labour relations but the thing I never get is the talking about the sport’s revenue growth without, I don’t know, comparing it to other sports or just accounting for the changes to the sports landscape that…

Who fucking cares what bigots think? You realize that you are the moderate Dr. King was talking about in Letter From a Birmingham Jail, right?

Jerry Jones must be the physical embodiment of wokeness by that standard.

“All people of color act and think alike! If a rich, Pakstani conservative won’t sign a black man who doesn’t want his people to get shot, then no one will!”

Historically, appeasement has never worked.

Standard reply to the “but he’s a distraction” bullshit:

Nathan Peterman gets a full release but predictably, the Bills franchise won’t get a happy ending.

Everyone who complained about Stan the Man’s movie cameos can go suck a cactus. Our world & the MCU are both darker places without him.

Except First Class was excellent and DOFP was bloated