It’s impossible to not pull for the Rockies this year. Dongers galore! A breaking ball-led pitching reinvention! Mark Reynolds career renaissance! And above it all, the chance to send the team with the highest payroll in league history to the uncertain fate of the do-or-die wild card game! I really do hope this team…

We’ve spent years cozying up to Turkey and ignoring basically everything Erdogan is doing. This is not a Trump-specific problem; Obama literally phoned him up last summer and congratulated him on foiling the coup attempt.

He looks like a fuckin Oblivion create-a-character

My favorite Eichenwald piece is the“expose” on the Republican’s supposed oppo research binder for Bernie they had inexplicably shown to him (in an act of charity towards good journalism, I’m sure) that turned out to just be him paraphrasing information reported by other outlets months earlier without crediting them.

Josh Tobias was also a top 5 prospect last season along with Yoan Moncada and Andrew Benintendi.

Notable Magic: The Gathering aficionado Muhammad Ali

I am by no means a Vikings fan. Patterson is a mess and seems unlikely to ever reach his ceiling, and I have no idea what’s going on with Treadwell. But I suspect it’s probably an issue similar to the one Diggs is having - namely, it’s really fuckin hard to put up good numbers when your QB is Sam Bradford and he’s…

Uhh, Stefon Diggs was a 6th round pick.

Ed Harris’s character is not named The Gunslinger - he’s officially credited as The Man in Black. We don’t know who The Gunslinger is yet