Wanna learn how to tie your shoes?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down, and I'll give you scoop,
what's that? It's called a loop-de-loop!

Now that you've alerted me to that awesome-looking FTL update, FTL is definitely on my list for playing in 2014. Obviously, Dark Souls 2 sits on top of that list, as I still maintain that its predecessor is easily the best game of the last gen. I'm also hoping Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle Cars 2 sees the…

fruit flies

Old Man still hits me hard, every time.

I basically get called a dick any time I say it, so I'm glad I have an outlet here - the original was better. Comments here have explained it well - it's really how ordinary everything seems in most scenes - mundane, no ominous music, no supernatural CGI stuff happening every 10 minutes. It really made the horror…