Nothing makes you look more like a JV promotion than these generic outfits. Are they TRYING to be American Gladiators, or Guts!? Someone should get fired and now.

The amazing thing about sours is that you can sit there and drink 10 of them and be fine - as opposed to only being able to drink 2 Double IPAs before falling down in front of the bar while your wife mentions divorce for the third time that day.

“Last time I checked I was number one on Forbes list.”

So have we moved past IPA’s yet? I sure hope this (sour) is not the next trend. I was hoping for Stouts or Porters. Maybe some nice Belgians. How about Rye.

What’s funny is you captured four women with this caption, and at least three of them have expressions that would fit.

This expression says “I went to school for goddam journalism. What the fuck am I doing with my life.”

That’s one long-ass calendar.

More like ‘Poke-A-Hot-Ass’ amirite?

My only question is: Can he carry the Pizza Guys commercials torch vacated by Isisiah Thomas?

At least he’s not trying to convince us that drinking Recovery Water can get you laid

Same. The team, should they survive the season, will be compulsively watchable.

Barry is right.

I’m a Kings fan and I’ve never been so excited for a basketball season

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If we did “mass shooter” drills in elementary schools at the rate we did fire drills, I can guarantee you we’d have better gun control laws because the apathetic parents who pick their kid up and get “We pretended there was a crazy man in our school shooting everyone today” might actually start thinking about how it…

Sorry buddy. Revenue sports are professional sports. Schools maximize revenues, spend hundreds of millions on facilities to attract the kids they can’t pay, pay coaches millions to maximize the wins (and revenue) and good salaries to support staff, and generate tens of millions if not nine-figure revenues each year.…