He lost the earring in the fight after failing to take two steps and make a football move with it

I’m guessing that he couldn’t hit as the DH if he was pitching in an away interleague game or in an away World Series game, which is weird.

He has pitched the seventh-most innings over the past five seasons—and that doesn’t include 52.2 incredibly high-stress playoff innings during last year’s World Series run—yet is only getting better as the season wears on. He’s never visited the disabled list in his career

In short: the DH can go fuck itself.

Certainly it’s possible to have a toff who is also a football hooligan - you need only consider the classic example of Sir Francis Drake. He was, as the appellation ‘Sir’ indicates, a knight, ergo a toff. He was also a noted football hooligan, and many were the times that Sir Francis would board a ship, sabre in hand,…

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

This site has like, the least amount of trolls on the entire internet... ?

“At the top of system are the toffs they consist of bankers, judges, Lords etc and needless to say the wealthy occupants of this great countries are despised by the other 99% of us.”

I actually know the reason why this is so popular. I’m taking a great risk telling you this and your gawker blackmail dropbox isn’t working so I might need to claim asylum in Miataland but I feel it is my duty to reveal the insidious plot.

Not much else to add really. I think you more than scratched the surface with those key points.

DREW MAGHAZI!!!11!1!!

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

You legitimately drove it until the wheels came off. You are a hero of thrifty people everywhere.

Dude, you just figured that out? I’ve been doing this for like 2 and a half years.

Soon!

Hah! Exactly. He is the perfect customer for Autotrader or eBay or whatever. If he thinks it’s worth that, he should sell it himself.

How to calculate a trade-in value like the average car shopper:

Excellent article. My dad is one of these consumers. He has a low mileage 2006 GMC Denali pickup he swears according to KBB is worth $22500 and of course like any owner swears it is in pristine condition. For its age it is in good shape but far from the coveted KBB excellent. Sure it has low (55K) miles and it is…

It’s not a shitty, worn down field, it’s “distressed”.

Can we talk about “winning with class” before retaining the domestic abusing full back, signing a running back implicated in the Darren Sharper case and a wide receiver who had felony levels of marijuana mailed to his house?

Jed York is a world class fuck boy.