Nothing beats Marreese Speights. Nothing.

I agree with this comment.

And I would’ve figured Burnenko for an Al-Ghul sympathizer, given his Batman takes.

JJ Watt is the Marine Todd of football

“Typical Deadspin liberal bias. We need more forward thinkers like this young woman.”

Alex Ovechkin’s tweet from the All Star Draft in 2011.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

I... I honestly can’t even tell which one is the worst this week and that horrifies me.

The Starbucks story reminded me of one of the worst customers I encountered.

I had a friend who passed out one night after being at the bars. His friends (at the time) thought it would be funny to toss him in a boxcar. I think this was in the 80s so security was probably pretty lax. He woke up on a park bench and had to buy a newspaper to find out what day it was and where he was located.…

I don’t drink coffee, so my opinion might not matter, but how we got from a simple cup of Joe for the working man to whatever the hell is going on at Starbucks is a little disturbing to me. I swear some people have coffee fetishes. The level of detail and commitment to getting exactly what weird creation they want…

Starbucks guy just set me off. I work (for over a year oh my god how/why) at a...rival coffee place also well known for their donuts (listen, I still work there so no name (yet)). The only reason I’m still sane is I severed the tendon on my thumb attempting to open a tub of hot fudge with an old fashioned can opener…

And how lame is that name? The Houston Texans? What’s next, the Cleveland Ohioans? The Baltimore Marylanders? The Chicago Illinoisians? The Buffalo New Yorkers? The New York New Yorkers? The Miami Floridians? The Seattle Washingtonians? The Washington D.C.ers? The Denver Coloradans? The Dallas Texans? The Green Bay…

Waisted.

The first story is one of the few BCO entries that has wrought real, cheek-reddining anger in me. The fucking marker thing!!! Do Sharpies even write on monogrammed thermoses?

Thanks, Pinkham. You’ve got me all fired up for Kids Eat Free Monday at the grocery store cafe. I’m already feeling a little rage-y, and might lose my job when an entitled parent yells at me for not giving them free steamed broccoli and grilled chicken because our kids’ menu has too many carbs. Or when someone lets…

I understand the fact that Starbucks, by nature of serving so many people, is going to have many horrible customers. However, why must the employees deal with so much crap in a magnanimous manner. I just don’t understand why Brad is required to put up with so much crap from an obviously shitty customer. Why can’t…

*Reads BCO*