You do know you don’t /have/ to turn them in, right?
It’s just if you want money instead of the car.

Actually... yes. We do.
We just knocked a guy down $300 total on his buyback for missing his hatch and both bumpers.

And did you know VW honors warranty outside of warranty? And has since the 90s?

Gee. They’re so awful.
I’m sure (insert your favorite car brand here) does the same.

If he works normal hours, it’s illegal to drive without a hood after a certain time in Ohio, as well as he has no license plate illumination.

Nope, he’s a Maserati salesman.