During the Canadian election the sign for the conservative candidate from my area was burned down twice while signs for candidates from other parties remained intact. It was delightful.

Every time another “HERR DERR MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER’S UNSULLIED VAGINA” article comes out, I’m a little more grateful for my dad, who has refrained from being concerned about the status of my hymen for my entire adult-who's-able-to-willingly-consent life. Bravo, Dad. You the real MVP.

The narrative has apparantly gotten out of control. /s

We are pretty mean to Gwyneth Paltrow but somehow i think she’s gonna be ok.

A vegetarian once threatened to rape, kill and then eat me because I commented that eating meat isn’t inherently immoral. Heck I want a sky burial (being fed to vultures) but apparently that’s illegal in America.

All Work and No Party is a phenomenal slogan for an independent candidate.

Sluts!

Did you know....

There is a conspiracy theory that Prince William is the Antichrist. Seriously. Google it.

She already had a date. He knew this. The goal was not a date to prom. The goal was murder right from the beginning.

If you haven’t visited the Toronto Zoo YouTube channel, I strongly suggest you do!

Maybe they sucked some stuff out first? Either way, yeah it’s totally different.

Just text to say hey! If she’s anything like me in my Ph.D she’d love to hear from you. She’s almost definitely a tough cookie, and letting her bitch about various nonsense would be a lot more helpful than feeling worried :)

Word

Yeah, not sure how fillers would make the platysma muscle smaller and tighter.

...and here come the comments which both completely prove the point of the article and justify its existence!

Between Diana and Kate, they’ve certainly retalized those royal family genes.

close enough

I don’t think that would be weird, I think it’s sweet. You could attach the article for context.