In the sense that “mom” in “A Million Moms” means “nosy, moralistic asshole.”

No, BBQ but you do have a point. Frying anything makes me nervous as fuck.

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or congrats on a burn. Either way, as one who still hopes Clinton gets the nomination, it’s a bummer.

You mean the drunk hooker look?

Wow. A bird commit suicide into my car when I was on a highway, but it mostly hit the hood. It wasn’t anywhere near this terrible. I can see how someone could crash their car when that happens though, it’s pretty intense.

“Can’t hide forever... Bear...”

Does everyone read Bernie’s quotes to themselves with a Larry David as Bernie Sanders’ voice?

Welcome to the conversation Jeb! Which is to say, this new fangled idea of treatment vs. punishment is so completely retrograde it's like talking about getting rid of abortion as a choice for women who find themselves with unintended pregnancies. Oh, wait, never mind...

Gross story about EOS: I had some EOS and I picked it up to put it on and all of a sudden my lips felt like something was crawling on them. I look down at it and THERE’S FUCKING ANTS ON THE LIP BALM AND NOW THEY’RE ON MY LIPS!

My fav is where the evil queen gets red hot iron shoes put on her feet in Snow White and “dances to death” AT SNOW WHITES WEDDING.

And don’t forget the eyes getting pecked out. Back when Fairy Tales were all about Karma and the self harming wasn’t enough apparently. The universe demanded its own cut!

I teach a class on Children’s Literature, and it never fails to amaze me how pretty much all my students think that Walt Disney wrote every single fairytale. It is so fun to watch their minds get BLOWN with the fairytales unit. The biggest reactions happen with the original Bluebeard, Cinderella, and Little Mermaid.…

You’ve got a point. I once got told I was too aggressive at work. And for what? Rabbit-punching an intern who didn’t respect the one-urinal gap rule was what they said, sure, but I think it’s because they just couldn’t handle my swag.

Yeah, and since very bad things happen in prison all the time, these parents will likely find themselves questioning this decision for the rest of their lives. My sympathies are with the parents, the father, and the rape victim.

That’s not how over/under works.

You are right and that is really well-stated. No doubt they must have felt physically ill to learn that their kid was capable of such atrocity and that was certainly followed by “what did we do? What could we have done?” even if the answer was/is, “You did everything.”

I think this may be a new way to test for generational divides. If you find this video makes you nostalgic, you’re GenX. If you find it boring and kinda off-putting, you’re a millenial.

Strangely, I’m a little bit pleased by this. As a Texan, I think a lot of us thought Abbott was gonna be a little less off the deep-end than ol’ Rick Perry was—so, it’s good that he’s making such a huge stink about this completely insane plan and just really letting all his stupidity fly to the open air. The more…

I’d say he looks more like a mix between Mark McGrath and current-day Carrot Top.

I know this is beside the point but...Is he wearing eyeliner?