Hey, if the Cowboys can do it!

An in depth look at GOP noms as deatheaters:

bae seems like a pet cause for you ;)

I think Kara personally put it on a respirator for her own amusement.

lol. How deeply unsurprising. After unfortunately spending my childhood in peripheral contact with several evangelical churches, I suspect everyone who works for them of basically everything. Financial fraud most of all, but I saw sexual abuse and embarrassingly minor drug charges, too. The people at the top of those…

Or I’m wrong, and it’s a pun about white horses involved in chases in California. That is a strong possibility.

I assume referring to how infamously low-speed the car chase was. Like about as fast as a pony would run.

Honestly, I think that we are all out of sync with reality in some way. I hold a couple of private, just-informed-by-my-life superstitions that make no sense. So I attempt not to judge people who believe in ghosts, or even the religious, unless they are harming someone. I think most people simply could not handle…

I agree with him too, but I wouldn’t have phrased it like that, in the same way that I wouldn’t announce that religion is for idiots who are to cowardly to accept the fact that life is meaningless. I might think it sometimes, but why deliberately piss people off by saying it? I think court is having another Lost…

I would really like to double book this group with the Gronk cruise and see what happens. Possibly they will even be paranoid enough to deduce that internet commenters set up the whole situation as a social experiment.

Probably accurate. It is unlikely that she doesn't actually know anything about fashion before the industrial revolution-ish. I was just surprised that someone was acting like the 1920s invented color and higher hemlines. As though those things had never been popular before.

I’d like to see the future looking more like the “Roaring ’20s.” That was a true time of creative positive explosion in the arts. Before that it was really dour—long dark garments, women never showed their ankle.

This is worse than the goat article. But yes. I would take one for the collective American team and sleep with Trump if he guaranteed that he would drop out of the race afterward.

That’s actually a companion piece to The Iliad, which is about this chick who runs out on her husband.

You might want to try The Brothers Karamazov next. It’s about some guys who are brothers.

A Tale of Two Cities: It's a memoir about living in London vs. Paris.

I like how he phrased it as “a prescription drug called Adderall”. As though Adderall is really obscure, or hard to come by, or something.

I spent a couple of years in the swimming lesson trenches. Little kids are terrified of getting in a pool WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS at a roughly equal gender ratio. But parents were more likely to give in and agree that the kid could skip todays lesson if the kid was a girl. Or spend 20 mins on the deck persuading her to…

People who think "freedom of speech" = "you can't criticize or disagree with anything I say" have always baffled me.

What's your favorite kind of tobacco worm!?!