Just glue a Jeep badge onto it, youknowwho will give the seller a call in ten minutes flat.

[clicks on slideshow, sees that the first (worst) entries aren’t the diamond-pearl remakes]

Every console maker takes an L.

yuuup

I ‘memba when I told roommates of mine that the pistol from CE was full auto, in 2016.

I honestly don’t see those happening for a year, I think they’re gonna work through the other halo games (they’re doing Reach armors right now after all), like 3, 2 (fingers crossed for 4's armor set), and then we might see Gears, and then maybe bethesda titles.

Even though it had more first party games, the line-up of the PS5's exclusives all came with this weird “but” factor. “Yeah, it’s good, but...”. Nothing was truly great/perfect.

This is a concern of mine too, but conversely the S is massively rewarding if you built up a digital library on the 360 and/or One thanks to not just its backwards compatibility, but also by enhancing older games by having them run smoother, better resolutions, and even (most recently) increased framerates. FPS Boost…

“In order to finish first, first you have to finish [actually building and shipping the dang consoles to store shelves]”

Mazda3: does still look great, but there’s now so many that it has lost a bit of that “wow” factor it originally had. Quite good, but no longer pretty.

Tip for the Commando: it works best at short range, especially when hip-firing/descoped.

This really might be the weirdest thing about infinite, cause the BP really does feel imbalanced (like... just a 50% boost to XP games, that alone would make it feel loads better), but I don’t find myself minding having so “little” to show for hours of gameplay.

Honestly, there were so many ways to kill vehicles in the flight (there’s a whole new grenade type that EMPs them, along with new weapons that do the same like the shock rifle), that taking away the plasma pistol’s EMP shot felt alright.

Roll cages can be helpful if your car is just one point above the cut-off line between PI classes (is at a 701 and you want it at 700, for example), as the extra weight can be enough to drag it back down just enough to be viable in the class you want to compete it in.

Music taste is pretty subjective; my personal favorite soundtrack in the series was the first game’s, with my least favorite being 2's, and 3 and 4's are roughly equal (decent-to-good). If you’re into pop music, EDM, and hip-hop, this is gonna be straight up your alley (it’s got Dua Lipa, Gorillaz, The Killers,…

Car battery died.

[grumbles] well we can’t all have the Valve logo on our box now can we...

Don’t have to renew my license until 2024, but registering a car I bought last year took ages.

Fingers crossed for next year on that one (with extra points for hopefully the C8 Z06 or the Corvette E-Ray as the cover car)

Don’t worry, Horizon 5's got you covered in just two weeks (and you can start downloading it today, as it turns out)