Five bucks that it gets pushed back to February. And another five that it gets pushed back further still...

Screw the helmet, GIMME THAT SCARF.

[glances at Zelda’s release schedule]

Hmm. Call me when Thorn comes back.

Aside from them resurecting the corpse of The Last Guardian, just to have something to show on the docket.

Wait a minute... was Microsoft more dependable on delivering what they promised?! I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

I think we’re at a point where gameplay is so varied, and developers usually find ways to make it fresh and new in some way, that now we want to see story and characters that stray from the norm.

Not sure how that’d happen, and I know I don’t want that to happen... but dammit, I’m curious about how it’d go down.

Sure! Been awhile since I got to enjoy a social activity with brass knuckles...

So by his logic, can I get off scott free if it only takes me 10 minutes (or less) to beat the ever loving shit out of this motherfucker and/or his son?

I was gonna say...

I always laugh at the Snowball interrogation scene, no matter the conext.

Can’t someone, ANYONE, just buy out Konami, fire the leadership, rehire Kojima, and give MGSV the ending it deserves? And the remasters we deserve?

Corpse-fucking Donald Trump made me literally LOL at my desk. Thank god I work from home...

Destiny, a game that much like a desperate ex-girlfriend swears that it’s changed, but you both know deep down that the relationship is over.

What are you smoking, 2014 was a tuuuuuuurrible year for games. And 2012 has been the closest to 2007 in terms of quantity with overall quality.

Been working on AC Syndicate, and MAN this deserved more buzz! It’s definitely a quieter AC, but it’s a great change of pace for the series.

GBD’s taken over? THE NINTENDO ARTICLE DRINKING GAME HAS RETURNED! Just in time for memorial day weekend!

Sony fanboys are worst fanboys.

You know it’s truly a Sony exclusive when it gets delayed a month before its release.