To be honest, that’s my response to all of his reviews in general.

[types in “olli olli”]

Should I be relieved or worried that my paleontology needs brushing up?

What kind of job is both “cushiony”, and requires other jobs to support it?

I knew it was close to that group of reptiles, but I wasn’t 100% sure if it was (it’s around pretty early compared to most of the species that are grouped into there).

Thank you!

A notoriously anti-union party asking a person who’s job pretty much requires union membership...

Oh sweet, I get to be That Guy!

Take your pick; at least ONE racing game has a trailer that deserves to be here:

Oh, sweet. Nearly missed out on the sale (and yes, I’m downloading Suikoden 2 and 3, Jason).

I haven’t been in the greys for over a year now... but I do appreciate the follow(s) nonetheless (more than I can say for io9... *grumble grumble*).

Dammit.... not you too, Shrayber! Kinja exodus, can’t you end already?!

Hey, I’m shopping at Old Navy anywhere else.

Eh, give it a month. Nearly all of the other games they’ve emulated came with teething issues for the first month or so (and I say this as someone who played through all of the 360 Rare Replay titles, Mass Effect, and the Gears of War titles). But the good thing is that after said month, the games usually get decently…

Rise of the Tomb Raider made it into a Top 10 somewhere! YESSSS!

So many Dante/Bayo crossovers... well, until the day Capcom decides to have a soul again- BWAHAHAHAHAA

So... given that this car’s now dead, and Nissan fired the WHOLE team a la Donald Trump... can we move it off for, say, the glickenhaus scg 003?

AND THOSE SWORDS EXPLODE INTO SMALLER SWORDS THAT ALSO EXPLODE!

Orlove’s always been that guy when it comes to Top Gear.

Yup. Cause we actually care about how good our controllers are...