At this point, I’m surprised that A) the people are still working at Konami America, cause why would you want to work there (unless you absolutely had to be there), and B) that the poor bastards handling their social media accounts haven’t taken up drinking on the job. I would at this point...

But I thought Sony didn’t care about racing games?

Yeah, about that... as it turns out...

Hey, it’s working for Nintendo so far...

Praying that someone’ll mod this to have the Teamfourstar FF7 MA voices/dialogue.

She’s mentioned once. And that’s it, sadly.

Just a reminder that Mara Wilson has THE best twitter account. Just a fact.

No no, go on. There are enough models for eternal pun-nery.

I was gonna say...

So, now has Nintendo squandered all their good faith yet?

It’s Nintendo related.

The Viper One of One program? There was some amazingly batshit stuff that came out from that...

Well, at least you know how I feel about No Man's Sky...

“Oh no, my family cares enough about me so that I don’t wind up in eternal debt! How terrible!”

Well, at least Xboxers have Just Cause 2 to play with until this one’s fixed.

That’s basically what I’m doing right now: my parent’s created a college fund, kept with it, and now they’re paying for my education through that. It’s only really possible since my family is upper-middle class (we only have one house, and the highest-class car we have is a Jeep Wrangler, so I’m not a 1%er or…

I don’t have a single student load to pay off thanks to the family I was born into. Every day I’m grateful for that.

God I hope so. This thing’s too good to die early.

Even when it’s literally only a couple of points behind Fallout 4 on metacritic?

Holy SHIT, Rise of the Tomb Raider got noticed for once!