[goes through thread] Really? That video hasn’t been posted yet?

Don’t care if it’s only October 3rd, this is COTM.

Been a while since I loled at a poop joke. Nice work!

Dammit, I you’d posted earlier, I could’ve been through with Valiant Hearts by now! Thanks, Plunkett...

No Forza 6? Geez, you guys really do hate racing games.

And this wasn’t the box art, why...?

One day... we WILL find out how to get this gun. Probably...

That car has been a staple of the series for decades. It’s Lupin’s Batmobile; and it’s the original 1960s version, not the modern day retro supermini.

Great animation? Check. The Theme Music? Check. Cars that anyone and everyone from Jalopnik would drool over? Check, check, check!

Dammit Kotaku, why you gotta dash away our hopes and dreams like that?

Because you think we aren’t getting much, or how ALL THE FEELS Valiant Hearts & Walking Dead are?

That last one nearly made me choke on the soda I was drinking. I can only read it in a Jon Stewart voice for who knows what reason, though.

Can I just hate him with you?

There is no gif in existence that properly displays the sheer amount of disappointment I had when they announced that emblem. “Oh, yeah, the space tiger... we didn’t forget... suckers!”

Yeah; improv vs stand up comedy, basically.

It’s like playing CoD, only with smarter/meaner insults.

Wake me up when there’s an actual date for Last Guardian, Horzion: Zero Dawn, Gran Tusimo... something, Shenmue 3, Kingdom Hearts 3 (and NOT A GODDAMN 2.674 RXK blah blah blah), FF VII HD...

The series has been playing a game of limbo with its quality for the past few years, innit?

[tries it out] DAMMIT!

My time and money has already been taken... by Forza 6.