I was under the impression that a dumpy, unfriendly face does not prevent strangers from trying to engage with a person, although it might increase the likelihood of “c’mon, give us a smile” approaches.

Where on the male anatomy do we inject botox to stop men from telling women to smile?

I love my resting bitch face, I’d rather pay to get one than have it removed.

My ex found Jesus(again) after he was arrested for domestic violence. He had people saying I should forgive him because he started walking right with the lord. *cue eye roll* AND he seems to find it easy to con actual christian women.( I base this on the fact he’s been engaged four or five times in three years. So…

Predators love being spiritual gurus because it not only allows them to groom their potential victim carefully and slowly but also to not pay taxes on their lavish sex compounds that double as their indoctrination centers. And whenever anything doesn’t go their way it’s because people hate their spiritual…

How is any of this guilty by association?  The accusations are against him. If he wants to talk about association we could start with his close friendship with the late Roger Ailes.

Hi Russel. #YesYou. I know a lot of people who also want to “throw dinners” while you’re in the room.

Most on point lineup of gifs I have ever seen.

If this is how you attempt to communicate your caliber of character, I want to thoroughly and deeply stress- and you can quote me verbatim- FUCK YOU

I just want to know the mechanics in his brain that thought THAT statement was a good idea. Like....holy shit, dude. For being all into yoga and zen and shit, he sure does fucking lack self-awareness. 

I went to a Southampton event and it was all the bankers ... and not one person said anything negative to me.

“#NotMe”? Really?

Dear Mike Deering (cattle rancher and the executive vice president of the Missouri Cattlemen’s Association), absolutely NO ONE believes you are doing the grocery shopping, much less in the company of your cranky toddlers, so fuck the fuck off with your idiotic story about how easy you are to trick into buying…

Here in Nebraska (I know, but I was born here, and its fine) there are no Meat Wars. Unless its the war in line for fresh Brats and racks of prime rib at JustGoodMeat on game day. 

God, in all this filthy mess, one quote I read about Maxwell keeps haunting me: somebody or other said that she apparently was his willing procurer because she thought that if she proved her loyalty by getting him “one more girl,” he’d marry her.

But I’m sure Meghan did something today that the Daily Mail can be outraged by instead of talking about this.

Interestingly, I’m a dude and I had a male supervisor sexually harass me (not unwanted advance, but he made a joke about me being attracted to a female executive and when I took him aside and said joking like that made me uncomfortable he said, “what? I can’t joke with you?”) very early on in my corporate life and I…

I’m finding that many people that claim the MeToo movement “goes too far” have not been on the receiving end of unwelcome and harassing treatment, and they have not been in the humiliating position where the receiver has to eat shit, say nothing, smile and try to gtfo without losing a job, friend, co-worker, etc.

My God, yes! This reminds me of people who order a water or iced tea and demand a freaking bowl of lemon wedges with it. Those are inventory and someone has to cut them, dammit.

As a former bartender, I wouldn’t eat the fruit served from the bar.