Wanda Sykes nailed it when she said The Bachelor’s rose ceremony basically equated a man tapping women he deems worthy to bone on the forehead with his dick and them going crazy with happiness when he does. I hate that we see so much about this show on Jezebel, even if it’s dirt bag.

Oh wow, this dude got kicked off the show and no longer has the option of saying it’s the producers’ editing that makes him look like such a hypocritical d-bag, and he still decides that it’s in his best interests to be a gaslighting, hypocritical d-bag instead of just not engaging with someone who clearly doesn’t…

shit. if you remove your ability to see blue light you will lose a huge chunck of the colors as we know them. no more skies, no more blue water.

How would one even do that surgery? I bet the doctor shined a flashlight in here eye for 20 minutes, fucked around on his phone the whole time, and charged her 10 grand. 

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Maybe she wouldn’t need to slow boil honey tea for vocal efficiency if she didn’t scream for 20-25 minutes a day.

“experimental surgery” that removed blue light from her vision capabilities

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have…

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling,…

Don’t buy anything. Stand up for workers’ rights and refuse to take part in the capitalistic orgy that sees workers unable to even take so much as a bathroom break to make order quotas.

Don’t buy anything. Stand up for workers’ rights and refuse to take part in the capitalistic orgy that sees workers…

I’d like to see a debate where the questions are written by the Jeopardy people, Alex Trebek be the moderator, and have it aired on PBS. Then we’d get real questions and no spin.

That lead image is a Mood.

So much of the inside voice shit is becoming the outside voice in these last 4 years. White folks who challenge the racism (active or “unconscious”) of other white people hear this question with a variety of different phrasing. In fact, I dig to make them spit it out. Because making the…

I haaatttteee the way the Bad MSNBC Chris talks to women too. Just give Ari the show already! 

This is the other problem with the 24 hour news cycle: talking heads have to stay “edgy” and “provocative” even when things aren’t. So you get morons like Chris Matthews slinging any stupid question he can at a wall and hoping something goes viral or gets a rise out of his interviewee.

Maybe Chris Matthews would be a better person today if he had only moved to the west coast to live with his Uncle and Aunt in Bel Air.

To most of us, what we saw from Kamala taking on Biden was a beautiful, pure, and ruthless takedown. A completely competent person you’d want for president. But for many white people Chris Matthews’s age (and under), the takeaway is: “I don’t want someone who HATES me to be my president!!!?!?!!!!” The content gets…

TV news is entertainment, not information. Period. It’s insane to me how addicted boomers are to it. I work from home and go to the gym in the afternoon, so it’s usually just me and a bunch of 60+ people in there. About 95% of them put on a cable news channel and watch for the entire duration of their workout. I live…

I keep wondering when they day will come that people realize that theres not enough actual news to justify a 24 hr news channel. There never was. And if you think you need the news 24 hrs a day then you have a deep, deep, dark spiritual hole running directly through your soul.

Same for Chuck Todd; they’re both an embarrassment on air.

I don’t understand why William’s comment is a thing. My mom’s gay and I have a lot of friends that are gay and they all navigate life just fine, but I’d still worry about how my child would be treated if they came out as gay. Support them a million percent, but it’s my DUTY to worry about them. Knowing they’re…

Yes. He did grow up with wealth beyond the dreams of 99% of us, yes, but also with a level of scrutiny and rage-focus beyond those dreams too. I can only imagine the filth and grossness that would be aimed at a non-het child in this family with no breaks, 24-7.