Some people don't like tissues and prefer towels.

Wut. Thats horrible... My mind set is you know your down stairs mixup better than I ever will, so get after it... I'm going to get mine, so I have no problem with you getting after It.

I got it from some Hungarian phrase book deal online, I dont even remember what that said it was something along the lines of get fucked or something, apparently we're super creative with cursing which makes sense why I speak like sailor and curse in english so creatively. Heritage baby!

As an Hungarian I completely support this and might even begin to par take.

I wrote a girl a letter trying to express how much I cared about her and thought that I loved her. She read it, hugged me and then continued fucking her cousin.

Stay Frosty.

Adrian, Thank you for your service.

Wut. Why would that be a fine? That makes no sense. And I've heard / seen weird fines before.

I love VAN WILDER. Write that down.

I'll check it out, never heard of it.

What if you have multiple championships?

Thats what I did. Broke up with her. Shes now happily married. To some other slap.

I have a really bad habit of not introducing myself. And just assuming that you or they know who I am.... Thankfully this only occurs at bars and other occasions.... and I can introduce myself to parents quite well.

As someone who knew Katie Pavlich in college, I can confirm that this former cleat/jersey chaser has gone completely off the rails.

Puke and Rally.

And thats how you pants off dance off.

Love me some serena. Hows my girl sharapova looking?

Bout that action boss....

GIT SUM!

Next time if you don't want to shave tell your PT to step their game up and purchase some tape remover for you.