What kind of a lawyer would tape a client? So sad! Is this a first, never heard of it before? — Trump

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.