^This guy's Crappy Megacorporation^: "YOUR DERISION IS NOTED EMPLOYEE #492793-A/L-75. RETURN YOUR ID BADGE AND SELF-REPORT TO THE NEAREST DISINTEGRATION DEPOT."

And by "mow your lawn" you mean give you cunnilingus. That's my "hot take" from this post.

Can't it be *both* a Hooters AND a post-apocalyptic cave? Expand your horizons, Outspacer!

What bland suburban dad *isn't* secretly played by an alien?

According to his mother's obit: "Rose was loved by all who knew her."
And if you don't believe it, you can go fuck yourself ya pig slop eatin' bastard.

"That's TWO! Two thousand dollars you owe me, bitch. AH-HA-HA-AH-HA!!" (Thunder, lightning)

Are there domesticated ghouls?

Eeep.

I do. He destroyed my home town.

I guarantee you that the guy who said If I can’t sit through a movie with God or Jesus sitting by me then we have no business showing it" watches porno. I would bet my entire porno collection on it.

I watched Alien when I was around 11 years old and slept with a night light on until I was 42.

Prometheus 2: Ectoplasmic Boogaloo

"Who's that kid in the back of the room? Who's that kid in the back of the room?…"

As Jay Sherman the Critic once said: "And nothing of value was lost."