THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

You win. Here is your prize.

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Doomsday

Religion.

A-

Finally! An offensive move by Roy Hibbert!

Pretty sure Roy Keane would call that a handshake.

Cammy’s Spiral Arrow, a perfectly reasonable way to scare the shit out of your own teammate.

yup Deadspin really were dicks back in 1982.

“I love the presidental primaries!”

God: “This is, in fact, happening.”

+1. I laughed.

Leave it to someone from Utah to not be forthright about being married to more than one bad decision.

It’s not really fair to call them Trailblazers. Other NBA teams have been doing this for years.

30 years from now, people will ask where you were on November 30th, 2015, when the Ravens beat the Browns, and the entire world will say: