Brandon Knight’s ability to play basketball over 2 years after his death is truly inspiring.

I mean, the dude’s understated, so he doesn’t mean-mug and scream like the Clippers do, but it’s still a fucking beautiful sequence of basketball, especially since he initiated the fast break on the loose-ball pickup.

Obligatory

Come on, we all know his nickname is Krapsnaps Bazingas.

Nicknames are bestowed, not chosen.

Ziplock Pringlechips

Tapdunks Bonanzas

DARTH ZINGAS

How many times do I have to tell you sheeple that his name is Porkchops Bazingas?

Much like determining what is a catch these days...

Sorry to hear that.

The Joe Flacco of copy/pasting?

Good luck writing the programming just to cover what constitutes a fucking catch.

This hypertexting is not elite.

Perhaps the first time in history the Jaguars actually started quickly.

Cuz Deadspin is the Woody Woodpecker of sports journalism...

Wait, the conspiracy morons are already coming out for this attack?

- Vin Baker, before buying iced tea.

Oh man, I really hope there’s a job for him in Buffalo.

RIP, Wolfman.