I’m actually a guy, but it’s interesting how you thought I was a woman. I guess I just don’t have my self-esteem wrapped up in joke articles, so I don’t come off as particularly insecure.

Don’t you get it, these are strong, turgid men who for some reason can’t counter someone without going after their looks. You know, manly stuff that totally not insecure guys do.

Wow, you really showed her by posting her picture and whatnot. Way to show her how real men handle gentle, joking criticism. I feel girthier just reading this post about some not-so great satire.

Just adding: I think the way the NYT piece focuses on feminism as a newly discovered and barely surmountable obstacle to a wedding ceremony annoying, not the couple. You can continue to tell me to die in a fire in the comments.