AHA! Jokes on them, because none of us can afford dental insurance/procedures so we won’t have any teeth left!

What are Devin Nunes’ Cow’s policy positions? Even if they’re just “Fuck Devin Nunes”, I gotta admit that’s pretty cool.

Just the “Don is, uh...” part is hilarious.

“Well, I wouldn’t have hit that child if you weren’t spying on me!”

Fuck, this shit hits close to home. The Satanic Panic figured largely in my childhood (it actually started in the 70s, but really came to a head in the 80s). Close family members were sucked into it after becoming “born-again” (which is absolutely a cult). This filled my childhood with a great deal of fear, which took…

I don’t think his base will ever wake up, but I do think he’s going to piss off rich people and corporations, and that may result in the republican party turning on him.

“malicious malicious software”

“...they didn’t accuse me of…sexual assault.”

Fucking psychopaths.

He’s a fucking clown. Our country is “run” by a total, fucking clown.

Right? Also,

Dude, he started out with “libtard” and continues using it. People that use that insult are unequivocally stupid.

It sure seems like more women than men are defending him right now, but that may just be media bias (although there are women in the comments section of these articles defending him as well). I think his behavior and general lack of real remorse are sickening (as are all those people leaping to defend him). Overall,…

I thought that was a rather mild assessment.

You now must take over Rafi’s job, per Feinberg’s rules of ascension.

Take your star, you bastard.

Just to add to your comment, “warm, tactile” people (in my experience) completely miss the micro-expressions (and even macro) of someone who is uncomfortable being touched. I can full on cringe and people don’t notice it (or they think it’s fucking funny and touch me all the more).

As someone who has social anxiety and hates being touched, that kind of shit bothers the fuck out of me. Like, sorry, you’re not entitled to my body or my personal space just because you don’t have issues with touching.

I have social anxiety and hate to be touched (I will likely visibly cringe when someone puts their hands on me). Fortunately, for me, I’m a dude and mostly get unwanted backslaps or whatever. If I were a woman, and some dude was creeping on me, smelling my hair and planting slow kisses on my head I would probably have…

+1 for usage of “lo”