Conservatives probably say the exact same thing about Anderson Cooper or Rachel Maddow.

I was listening to something unrelated last weekend in which "locker room talk" came up, and they said it was something that teenagers with no sexual experience do as a way to bond with their peers through casual misogyny. Kinda like comparing penis size, but without the homoerotic context. The idea that grown men…

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That's not really how the Ken Burns movie went.

Then the shoe store donates that money to a shell company using a fake charity which is really a front for making political donations…

And yet he's totally in his element: that whole "If I can't see it, it must not be true" mindset is exactly how his supporters think.

It all seemed like a lot of overhyped garbage to me. My main worry was that some prisoner who received 5 consecutive life sentences (probably for smoking marijuana, thanks Bill Clinton!) would be released too early - presumably because this person still owed a hundred-year debt to society that would sorrowfully go…

The real villain here is COBOL.

She's in band, but she plays drums. Hard to tell.

My niece, who is 17, loves ViceNews.

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I miss the good old days of "0 reasonable discussions are occurring" and "Your favorite band sucks".

It will be mailed out as soon as you've earned it.

#notmyholiday

I survived. Final count: 4 confirmed Hillary voters, 4 confirmed trump voters (3 of whom were from Oklahoma), 1 didn't vote because reasons, 2 unconfirmed (assumed to be liberal progressives).

Which is not nearly as weird to me as her brother's child "Whister".

Better than sleeping on the subway.

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A few months ago, I went out and bought a bunch of new plants for the office. Some of them have been doing very well, but the fern has not been doing well. I think they turn off the AC in the building over the weekend and it really heats up. It was really stressed, and I decided the best thing to do was to take it…

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