They never really disappeared, they just got swept under the rug. And it would take decades to sweep them back under the rug. Maybe we can do better this time around.

If I was sitting at home one Saturday afternoon, and someone knocked on the door, and I answered it, and it was the KKK and the Neo-Nazis and the White Nationalists, and they said "We just wanted you to know that we've had our eye on you, and we appreciate everything that you're doing to further our cause, and if you…

Where does one have to go to see him be funny? It's certainly not on SNL.

Waiting for bigots to get old and die absolutely works. But it's not really fighting.

Said someone just that one time.

I think it's fair to say that the Nazis weren't any more monolithic than any other political party. The platform was broad enough that racial superiority was able to find a home there, but it wasn't necessarily a primary focus for everybody involved.

Can you really fight that, though? Some people have a hard time making room in their sphere of reality for new ideas, and it's probably genetic.

It's tough, though. Alex from next door might eventually be accepted as a member of the tribe, but the idea that the same respect should be extended to millions of people in other cities and countries around the world will be a long time coming, if at all.

I hope they don't have some weird-ass scene where he meets 8-year-old Princess Leia and winks at her and says "Call me when you're older, we'll go swimming in a trash compactor." Cuz that would be gross.

On one hand, it's Star Wars, so I'm sure it will be good. But on the oater hand, Phantom Menace.

Britney's meltdown gave us bald Britney, which changed my mind about the attractiveness of bald women forever. So it was ultimately a win.

In related news, I recently bought a Ninja blender.

Can we start referring to him as DFT? He's at least as worthy as Meryn Fucking Trant.

Total Recall, Robocop, Starship Troopers. Paul Verhoeven totally gets it.

Save yourself. A progressive president makes it much easier to save yourself, but you can't rely on them to do all the good works that ought to be done.

A nice rally in Tarrant County could have sealed the deal.

After about 2 weeks in India, I started to be resentful about their Coca-Cola.

Worst case we can import acceptable substitutes from some other South American country that we have better relations with. I've had Ecuadorian Coca-Cola, it's pretty great.

Yes. What happens if he gets thrown in jail?

I know there are a lot of groups that are now facing abandonment by the executive branch of government, and I don't think I have the resources to help them all as much as I want to. So I've chosen Texas immigrants as my focus. To start, I'll be making monthly donations to groups that provide legal aid to people facing…