What county do you live in? Harris and Fort Bend both went blue.

You can't have Warren - she's too busy doing good work.

WTF? There's no code here: it is common knowledge that Hispanics are the fastest growing segment of the population and that they have a major effect on the politics of Texas. Many of them are Catholic, and many of them consider abortion to be one of the most important value issues.

"Reasonable" here means given A and B, C is within the realm of possibility. If someone won't vote Democrat because he's a racist and won't vote Republican because he's a moron, then he's likely to not vote. And voting for a major party candidate under these circumstances would actually compromise this person's…

One of my relatives is a so-called "blue dog Democrat" - given the choice between a black man and a Republican, he chose not to vote.

0.305 presidential election cycles
64.43 weeks
10824 hours
649440 minutes
38966400 seconds

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

If you want to be in charge of modern America, you have to be willing to start a fire in your own apartment in order to smoke the neighbors out. Liberals just aren't crazy or mean enough.

According to Google, Hillary did win more votes. So maybe there is still hope. But I figure at least half the people who chose Trump did so because they believed misinformation about Clinton, and that seems like an unsolvable problem in a country with profit-seeking media.

I trusted you, man!

I thought about that, but I'd rather take more direct action. Maybe $50 to Planned Parenthood.

Texas is tough. By the time all the old geezers who hate immigration and Mexicans die off, the state will be Catholic enough for abortion to be a deciding factor. I say nuke it, I'll take one for the team.

Austin, Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio are blue islands in the middle of a red sea. Should we all move out to the country?

I can spare about $100 a month. What kind of good can I do with that money?

Hey, man

I'm going to ignore all news all night long.

Dammit, AV Club. I was trying to go an entire Olympics without perving on pictures of Kerri Walsh-Jennings. And now look what you've done. I'll be in my bunk.

We've all been wondering the same thing for a loooooong time.

When I picture a limp business kit in my head, the letterhead has a logo that looks exactly like this.

Anybody still live in a town this small? How would your police force deal with "drifters"?