There was an underwater helicopter escape segment in the USCG survival course I had to take before working offshore. I didn't enjoy it at all.

He's got that "just soft enough to make him even more frightening" thing going on, like he's playing the devil.

My co-workers and I just ordered a giant inflatable unicorn on Amazon for an office party. Over 8 feet long. It was on sale.

362 days

Thank goodness. I was wondering how I was going to leer at crotch bulges while watching primetime with my family.

Puff, puff, pass.
60 reps.

The fact that they look like cartoon characters is reason enough to celebrate them.

I don't like this idea: Kif is a great guy, Mike Pence is a tool.

Nice reminder of how good the music for Akira was.

I'm 43, and I can verify that power chord strumming is just as easy for old dudes as it is for young hipsters. Perhaps even easier, when you've been doing it for 25+ years. I can also verify that 25 years of power chord strumming makes it hard to write any other kind of song.

This article seems very hot on the heels of the John Oliver journalism piece.

You're both wrong. As everyone at the AV Club knows, it can be two things. The far-reaching consequences of that legislation have been both good and bad. From the standpoint of competition and corporate control, it has been pretty disastrous. But the corporate conglomeration has lowered the barriers to development of…

How far the Bernie-bros have fallen.

Yes.

The old Ghostbusters was totally a political movie. But it was hard to see because it was the type of political that reinforces the status quo. The new Ghostbusters is the type of political that shifts the status quo. Both types are powerful, both types are useful.

But it's not shitty!

They're such pranksters, always playing Twix on each other.

What kind of person publicly mocks someone for crying? That's just so self-involved that I can't even picture it.

"If you're going to spew, spew into this."

My work team moved to a new office last week, and we're kinda going wild decorating our cubicles. One friend has green canopies from IKEA shading her desk, another bought fabric and covered her cube walls. I got a roll of paper covered with jungle leaf designs that I am covering my cube walls with. I also have some…