ill save you from wondering its fucjing terribke

How long does it really take you to scroll past an article you don’t want to read?

He is Brazilian, after all.

There’s a drinking game for people in AA; kind of ironic, I know, but it provides a sort of placebo effect, getting them closer to the social aspects of drinking without ever actually putting them in danger of consuming alcohol.

I welcome him bigly.

Hey readers!

Phil wanted to throw them out, so he just grabbed ‘em by the posse.

Dave, not now

Did you see that Ludogorets display last night?

For literally five years now.

I know it’s disappointing to learn, but only 5 of the 20 MLS teams regularly play on artificial surfaces.

I bet AZ -2.5 and stayed up to watch the entire game. I’m in my office yawning while typing this through squinty, tired eyes. I have nobody to blame but myself.

Look, I come here for insightful analysis, not to be force fed your global-overpopulation agenda.

If Mesut Özil Keeps Scoring Like This, The World Better Watch Out

lol billy doesn’t watch the games

Maybe if you guys didn’t have that pizza stone in your deals section, Eddie would be at his lower playing weight.

The thing that is amazing at this point isn’t that he says stupid shit. It’s that he continues to say stupid shit and apparently can’t stop. It’s one thing if you are a racist/sexist ass hole. It’s another when you are racist/sexist ass hole who can not just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Thank you for participating.

I for one salute his pro-Harambe activism.

So many salty, salty New England fans in these comments. Their tears are delicious.