Half-Life 2: Update rolls out a fresh coat of a paint for the seminal shooter

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Modern Day AC :

GET OVER HERE..........LLLLLaaaaaaadies

STOP IT! It's clearly blu- Ya know what IM DONE! SCREW IT! NO MORE INTERNET FOR ME EVER!

Well no, she's already in heaven, you're just trying to see if You Can Take Her Higher. To A Land Where Blind Men See.

They're forgetting the current model of pre-order DLC where it becomes impossible to get the whole game unless you pre-order from 5 different stores.

We got us a Plato over here.

"Stud-free"? So I guess there's no Captain Kirk aboard.

"Sir, this is not a BYOP establishment."

I can see why "Canola" is more marketable.

"How's Meg?" "Who cares?" GOLD

Oh my God, the shark is killing me.

True, but let's not forget the difference between your and you're.

Because when dealing with shapeshifting robots from outer space, realism is key.

Graphic design is such an under-appreciated art form I think. I've always been fascinated by it, hence me doing it for a living. I still put videogames and music above it, but it's great to be making a living off of something that I love doing nonetheless!

A pocket knife for a more civilized age.

Grope.