Oh, I'm sure someone will be along shortly to give you their reasons.

I don't want to pay $60 for remasters. I want to pay $60 for new innovating games, new franchises even.

America.

Star Wars

I don't blatantly support anyone's opinions but my own, thanks.

He seemed pretty steamed.

^ A wild troll appeared

Obviously, step one is to not fear him.

"It's a very big, epic sci-fi movie... This isn't a movie with a bunch of lines running around the page. We're not giving feet to the geometric shapes."

Yep, give up. Your life doesn't get any better.

Bob, you just fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'never disparage a Final Fantasy game on a gaming blog'

zombie dinosaurs with candy inside

"Hack"?

The reason they wont do a WWI game is because if it is done accurately, you'd be limited to sitting in a trench firing at the other team in their trench... Call of Duty: Trench Warfare. I'd take a wild west one though. lol

I think this is some great brand synergy. When I play Pacman, I can never get past the first level.

Fixed your title for you.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

The reason they didn't decompose is that not even Planet Earth wants them.

Next: "Sexual Harasser Smasher"