And the impressionable young children will go back to farting and playing Fortnite while everyone else pees on each other.

I had a point of view, but the author of a popular book series had another view and now i have no choice but to change.

If the Internet was really as woke as it claimed, Riordan would sell better than anyone.

I could not possibly care less about this little meunstrating match. 

(Aflac Duck mouth agape)

Once again, my idea for FF in the MCU

Dude, lack of representation wasn’t why your movie sucked 

If you don’t get chills when the announcers see Doc Hudson and he gets an ovation, then go fuck yourself with a cactus coated in apple butter.

His farts are more valuable to the discourse than any 10,000 words you’d create.

No apologies necessary.

Any significant assets coming to the family are coming from Minneapolis’ municipal insurance. She isn’t worth suing.

She’s a woman of color. Hmong woman from Laos.

Margaret Colin had game

No, he needs to be Bond and actually make Bond movies fun again

I’m sorry, did you organize the Hamilton cast to sing for a little girl? No, then fuck you?

Now let’s do this for a drama. I want to see Cranston and Gunn redoing the “I’m the One Who Knocks” speech or Dominic West and Wendell Pierce saying “fuck” over and over.

Look, does she fuck the horse or not?

Get this man a franchise 

This is two interviews and no one has asked her about deflowering Ricky Schroeder in Lonseome Dove

I’m happy about this, but what the fuck is Goggins doing?