If you don’t get chills when the announcers see Doc Hudson and he gets an ovation, then go fuck yourself with a cactus coated in apple butter.

His farts are more valuable to the discourse than any 10,000 words you’d create.

No apologies necessary.

Any significant assets coming to the family are coming from Minneapolis’ municipal insurance. She isn’t worth suing.

She’s a woman of color. Hmong woman from Laos.

Margaret Colin had game

No, he needs to be Bond and actually make Bond movies fun again

I’m sorry, did you organize the Hamilton cast to sing for a little girl? No, then fuck you?

Now let’s do this for a drama. I want to see Cranston and Gunn redoing the “I’m the One Who Knocks” speech or Dominic West and Wendell Pierce saying “fuck” over and over.

Look, does she fuck the horse or not?

Get this man a franchise 

This is two interviews and no one has asked her about deflowering Ricky Schroeder in Lonseome Dove

I’m happy about this, but what the fuck is Goggins doing?

When this is over, can. I get Ron and Diane, the Series? Nick Offerman and Lucy Lawless are the best. 

Zachary Levi. 

I’ve read too many stories about him being an all around great guy to people he works with.  I don’t give a fuck about his religion. Leah Remini can be the Justin Hammer character. 

Tom Hanks is the Fury. Carter is whoever Tommy Lee Jones played in the first Cap

Every time, you must say, “I think I will have that drink now”

Fuck all y’all. I bet Renner is a good hang. Not sure I’d remember it later, but a good hang. So keep Renner.

The Internet was a mistake