Just pointing out how fucking petty and small you people are. Every once in a while, I think Star Wars fans need a dose of perspective. And fuck you

I know someone who had to say goodbye to her Nana on an iPad the other day.

I liked, but didn’t love, all the sequel trilogies. Enjoyable way to spend a few hours. Nothing to get that worked up over one way or the other.

They were thinking about Schwimmer when they let you climb on top of them. If they did. It’s not clear if they did from your post

Home Alone in Scotland?

Not.

Whatever you were going for didn’t work

Supposedly, he was being called sometime in the 70s, when Moore went to a one-at-a-time contract. That whole scene in For Your Eyes Only at the grave was written so a new Bond could connect right away

Kevin McKidd should’ve been a bigger star. I don’t count 48 years on a medical soap opera as bigger star.

Wait, she’s one of ours? Can we get a judge’s ruling?

The movie has its high points and low points. But it also boasts one is the top scenes ever in a Bond film.

Your mom is the Jabba the Hutt of mine. She so fat she roll over a dollar and make four quarters. Usain Bolt can’t get around your mom in less than 20 seconds. Bitch got her own area code. Only her and her favorite Little Ceasars

Jaws is the Jar Jar Binks of the Bond franchise. I said it. Come at me, bro.

Damn it. I need a wokeossary. I thought we were supposed to be against middle aged men and younger women.

Fuck me, I don’t know. I’m just trying to keep up with the wokeness. 

For fuck’s sake

They kind of solved the Moore age thing by pairing him with Maud Adams, who was almost 40 at time of filming. Still not entirely age appropriate, but better. Plus, they had great chemistry.

The Living Daylights is a lot of subtle scenes that add up. My favorite is when M tries to yank Bond off the case and he snaps, “No!” Then a beat. Bond backs down a smidge. “Sir”

This is why I consider Diamonds the absolute worst of the Bonds. Fat Connery, idiotic plot, Jimmy Fucking Dean. Plus, I dislike the ones with stupid girls. 

I die on very few pop culture hills. This is one of them.