Do not have the slightest bit of sympathy. People that do are the same people who support Hermione-Giant Squid-Aragog fan fic

Can the kid who played Riley get off his shift at Olive Garden to be in this?

Dave Bautista, call your agent

Of a no-injury accident. 

This guy watched Simone and Sipowicz lie to catch actual murderers and thought he should try it. Only no one gave him a case more important than a fender bender so he has to make do.

To be fair, Pattinson got raked over the coals too and poor Taylor Lautner vanished. So, it wasn’t just Stewart.

James Corden - Just happy to be there All-Star

Hardest of Passes. Give me my DS9 sequel and give it to me now!

The moment he cocked his arms had to be added to my: “Wait, I’m really not gay, right?” List.

Should have gone with mugs and played it like he was making a 1920s mob reference.

How dare you say Henry’s mustache was evil? That thing was glorious 

Suck my fanhood

If it’s not Wes Studi, it’s not my Magua.

I’m a fan. I have a raging fanhood. I want it serviced. I’m tired of apologizing for it

I swear to Palpatine, the complaining about lack of spelled out fan-service next to reliance on spelled-out fan service is amusing

No, this is A.V. Club. The range is earnestly hate to ironically hate

Me too. It’s also not totally out of left field. As soon as everyone’s Endorian hangovers wear off at the end of ROJ, Luke was probably like, “Anyone who is force sensitive needs some training.”

Io9 handled it right. All is not lost.

Daughter gets to pay tribute to mother in unique way

Mustachioed Dinklage is my favorite