Fuck her. She signs up for franchises, regrets it, then shits on them.

The character interactions are so awesome that it is jarring when one fails. Only happened to me once.

I see no problem at all with baseball saying: “This is a workplace. You will not use that word in the workplace. We aren’t going to get into who hates the word, who doesn’t mind it, who sees it as a term of endearment and who has no opinion. The most common reaction to that word is revulsion and we are trying to run a…

You need to re-edit.

OK, but why isn’t the stuff that makes more Captain Americas traveling with about 40 armed guards?

My father made that shield! That gets me every time. All the dad issues Tony had in one sentence.

Hey... some “people” LIKE the big spectacles. Imma bout over critics who can’t pay attention saying that things are hard to follow.

Carrying while 1 year old is in car.

You quoted Cilizza. A lot. That makes this like 78 percent utter worthlessness

We need some extra medication over here

Fair. I’d take Maddon too. 

I’ll bet the money in my pocket against the money in yours that Mayday’s lasting  contribution to society is a really vicious fart

For the love of Minerva McGonagall’s left nipple, what the fuck are you even on about?

Because he didn’t do anything to me. Go polish your halo somewhere else

Move over, Daniel. You’re in Fassbender’s spot. 

After the goat has gone down on Lupica’s ass

Mitch Albom can eat a poisoned Pop-Tart, while being fucked by a goat, that spit on the Pop-Tart, after shitting in Albom’s car.

You can never punch hard enough in whatever direction Jenny McCarthy and the other child killers happen to be

When he was cast, I honestly thought they were doing to plot where Red Skull was in a clone of Steve Rogers. You can see Evans aging into Redford

That scene and when he catches the shield. I’m a man and I think I ovulated