Because he didn’t do anything to me. Go polish your halo somewhere else

Move over, Daniel. You’re in Fassbender’s spot. 

After the goat has gone down on Lupica’s ass

Mitch Albom can eat a poisoned Pop-Tart, while being fucked by a goat, that spit on the Pop-Tart, after shitting in Albom’s car.

You can never punch hard enough in whatever direction Jenny McCarthy and the other child killers happen to be

When he was cast, I honestly thought they were doing to plot where Red Skull was in a clone of Steve Rogers. You can see Evans aging into Redford

That scene and when he catches the shield. I’m a man and I think I ovulated

Preach!

Thanks for keeping us abreast 

Walton will have a ring before LeBron gets another one. This was fucking stupid. 

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You know where he is? He’s helping found the CIA! That line was in Kingdom of the Crystal Cate is hotter with dark hairs

We just did this!!!!

Wende, Kerr,

I’d Thanos-snap every one of you and your first borns for one more month of new shows from those guys 

Meh, someone had to be the Boromir. I was glad to see a fridging lead to someone acting irrationally and counterproductively for once.

Go use some other group. Fuck you for trying 

There was one cheating scandal where athletes were coached to tank their qualifying heats in swimming. In Special Olympics, you submit a score/time and are matched up against athletes with similar times.

There are no registration fees to participate. No $100 for a six week season of 3-year-old soccer. No $300 athletic fee for a high school team you already pay taxes to support.

As loathsome as I find this kid, the charges were a completely vindictive overreaction.