It comes to this:

Windhorst has also said that if the Lakers had anything anybody wanted, the deal would have been made, regardless of how anyone feels about Magic and his tampering 

Gave the Patriots an undeserved first down. Kept defense on field.

remember that Friends episode where Rachel put hamburger and peas in the strawberry trifle/parfait thing?

Just not getting one. Go to any swimming pool and most beaches. Female nipples are covered. It’s the rules we’ve set up.

Well, at least the Saints can get over the fix conspiracy.

That near-death experience really got you some perspective. 

You know how your sometimes fart so hard you feel a little wetness between your buttcheeks? That’s your post 

One blown PI call and one phantom roughing the passer kept us from Saints-Chiefs.

No. I think she has nice boobies

I will say that I never got on board with the “hate Godfather’s pizza” routine. That shit awesome.

I wouldn’t say no to Candace if she asked to flick my nipples

Hot take: I would very much like to see Jodi Sweetin naked. 

The problem isn’t Tomato Laundress. The problem is that a few prominent Bernie Bros and Bernie Bitches have jumped on this too.

Fuck those cookies. My daughter sold her heart out one year and my wife and I schlepped them all over. The GSA takes like 85 percent and the troop gets 15 percent.

Worf’s Law of Outrage: If everything is problematic, then nothing is really problematic.

Worf’s Law: Homophobes have two major fears.

I have never once believed Colette was overacting. Wrestling internet can eat all the demon dicks

I like to imagine that I popped a butt zit while you wrote this

Lee was also a Jewish man born in 1922. He knew a teeny bit about oppression