So that’s a no on something besides farting?

They get Bettany, they are going to have to really overpay Olivia Coleman to make it work. And if the Jude Law fantasy comes true, then this little stand about not paying more for Phillip than the Queen goes out the window.

His production company just announced it would be including the riders Frances McDormand talked about. What did you do today besides farting?

I’m almost done with Season 2. Just finished the Prince Charles at school episode.

Based on what I’ve seen so far... he deserved it. (And Vanessa Kirby too) The next facial expression Claire Foy shows will be like the fifth of the entire series for her.

They aren’t going to pay you unless you ask to be paid. And…

Here is my coldest take ever. In fact, it is so cold that it actually feels like it burns when you touch it.

I don’t mind Lupica.

Put all the money down on Northern Kentucky

I know. No one has to take any responsibility for their own feelings and getting through them without scratching off their scabs in public for the world to see and expecting us to be sorry all over again.

And goes by Jessie. Yeah, you got it.

Yeah, that guy was a bit of a tool, but I keep coming back to the fact that the LaLa Land producer had to do the Oscar telecast producers’ job.

Here is who fucked up, in order:
1) The dude who was eye-fucking Emma Stone and not doing his job
2) Whoever was in charge of that dude
3) Faye Dunaway, for grabbing the card out…

Um, she knows they actually play, right? The kneeling thing is BEFORE the game. They get up in time to play the game.

And this woman is not a Karen. She is definitely an ironically named Heather or some other flower/plant based name.

You mean, how the one guy felt over having to basically take charge of the whole scenario?

That’s the thing that would have pissed me off the most. Not losing. Not even getting dragged up there mistakenly.

But having to take over and be the one who said, “No, Moonlight. You won” because Dunaway was too busy trying to…

Came on just for that. They have room for fucking cartoons, but no Nicolas Cage?

Ultimately, I can see why they wanted Campbell over Paxton. They needed someone pretty for the role, which is why the studio wanted Depp.

Campbell signed a three-picture deal. Depp was enough of a goober even then not to want to do that, or he have pulled some stunt to make them cancel it.

Now? Hell, cast Depp in the…

Well, momentum seems to be to cast a minority woman in the role, but maybe Evans can play the original Secord passing the plans/skills/knowledge on to Shuri from Black Panther.

Oh hell, bring Campbell back. Someone tell him to call off his shift at Olive Garden and film a few scenes.

OK, according to Pedia, son of Wik, the studio first chased Costner and Matthew Modine, but they weren’t available. Depp was ACTUALLY the studio’s choice and Johnston talked them into Campbell.

Dennis Quaid, Kurt Russell, Emilio Estevez and Bill Paxton auditioned and Paxton came closest, apparently. Vincent D’Onfrio…

I don’t know... young Virginia Madsen had quite a bit of game too. Actually, Virginia Madsen of all ages has all the game.

That’s another one that should have been bigger. Hollywood is stupid sometimes.

I can see the value in evaluating how well someone will respond to taunts, heckling, etc... I have to look through my own dirty asshole to do it, but I can see it.

But there are about 1,000 other paths to go down before asking sexuality.

And I do not believe for a second that is what this is about. This is about some…

No, you need a kid. A young Depp or Pitt would have been good. There was probably some Baldwin brother the right age. But this is Hollywood for you. In 1991, there was little functional difference between Depp, Pitt and Campbell.

Just a matter of choosing the right roles.

When I saw this movie and someone told me about “The Hot Spot,” it was like finding out Santa Claus was real

You have my axe. I’ll fight every last one of these motherfuckers with you.

Quibble with the review. Have any of the other Bonds even tried very much villainy? Connery with “The Avengers” (The other one) and maybe Moore has a few cad roles here and there. Brosnan was a total badass in “The Fourth Protocol” but that was…