Well, the MeToo folks keep telling us that it’s still a net positive if the occasional innocent gets caught up in it...

Counterpoint: Howard probably groped a secretary. TimesUp, Stark!

Tune in for their flashback to the Karate Kid - You’re the behest, AROUND! Nothing’s ever gonna keep you down

I think it is the bad editing and you’re just compensating for it now, like when you cheer you two-year-old for only doing half a poopy in the diaper before you get her to the toilet

It’s not my fucking argument, so I don’t see why I should have to read supplemental materials the author couldn’t even be bothered to link to understand dropping the “whitewash” bomb in the story.

Here’s a tip: If everything is problematic, then NOTHING gets to be problematic.

It’s him or Brad Johnson. I go with Dilfer. At least no one has turned Brad, wherever the fuck he is, into some guru

Yeah, I’m old enough to remember when Trent Dilfer was the worst Super Bowl winning QB ever.

Counterpoint: Fuck you

I had to Google to remind myself who that was...

Counterpoint: Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a fat hag

So, you’re making me do fucking homework to read your bullshit story?

Was this adapted from something where the protagonist was non-white? Otherwise, I’m not seeing how whitewashing applies.

Imma just in it for the Frosties and the fries to dip in the Frosties.

And I don’t care if Wendy’s posts pictures of Ronald McDonald getting sodomized by the Hardees Star. McDonalds sucks (except for Shamrock Shakes) and I’m not eating there.

Can I say that Reese Witherspoon looks like Merida and it is distracting me?

Never do for free what someone might pay you to do

On the USA Network! Five years on that network is like, eight episodes on a real network.

So, I could have gotten Phoebe Cates to pay for hand lotion all along?

She had to pretend to want to have sex with Jim Belushi. Might as well just let Harvey Weinstein feel you up if that’s all the reward you’re gonna get.

Seriously, I’m sure she drew a steady paycheck. I just remember her from Summer School and was like, “Who is this goddess and why am I not seeing her in more?”

Courtney Thorne-Smith! Man, I thought she was gonna make it big. Ah well.

“She’s GAWHJOUS!” Man, I wish I had that voice, but I don’t want to smoke four packs a day.

And no on disses Jessica Fletcher in my neighborhood. That was Mama Worfington’s favorite show. RIP.