Has anyone told Timothy Dalton yet that it wasn’t a serious movie?

You left out the music. The main theme is on my running playlist. It is a perfect “I’m 11 miles in to this half-marathon and I’m going to die” song.

The only thing in Superman III I am here for is him flicking peanuts at the liquor bottles. That still cracks me up.

Lastly, toward the end... If you’re planning on making…

I stopped reading after “that’s right” Did any of your other word vomit amount to anything?

This is where I’m supposed to mock Tom Cruise. Won’t do it.

The man gives his absolute all to every role. He has never failed to entertain me, even in the stupid movies. I do not care about his views on post-partum depression, his sexuality or his maybe arranged marriages any more than I care about the views, sexuality…

Well, now we know why Izzo defended Simon.

Burn it down. Scatter the ashes. Build the world’s largest Chuck E Cheese in the spot.

Don’t give them credit. If Nassar went down kicking and screaming like Sandusky did, or if Izzo or Jud Heathcote was implicated, they’d be Penn Stating it up and down the block.

I can only hope there is footage of Commentator Ken and Commentator Barbie talking about Nassar.

Listening to those two jingoistic yahoos makes me want to defect to North Korea

I’m becoming OK with the idea that these guys didn’t need to attend every hearing. I think it’s entirely true that the media would have focused on them and less on the women.

I am sympathetic to the idea that decertifying USA gymnastics hurts coaches and athletes who weren’t part of this in the slightest. There is an entire men’s division that seems untouched by it (so far)

But I do question how many “weren’t part of this in the slightest.” I refuse to believe that coaches and athletes all…

Mary Lou Retton would be a fucking unknown if it wasn’t for the 1984 boycott.

It’s time for NBC to answer exactly how much the former gymnast commentators who shriek at us every four years knew, heard or suspected.

Yeah, the office drones do. Unless you’re seriously arguing they knew.

I wish I believed I mattered as much as you believe you matter.

I’m giving them a chance to stop the automated mail... today.

“You’re,” you fucking dipshit.

He was wearing fucking training wheels and could barely get those completed. Receivers were constantly reaching behind them to catch balls. The Patriots stacked the line and gave him every break possible.

And he still lost. He’s a loser. Drop him like Kirstie Alley drops her Weight…

Uh-huh. Watch Bortles. Watch competent QBs.

Watch the difference. Bortles is Ryan Leaf with a better temper and cooler marketing.

I don’t give a fuck how well he handles hate. I give a fuck how well he throws and what throws he doesn’t miss, he puts in a place where the receivers can’t do anything.

People are letting Patriots hate, a good TV show and the natural inclination to root for the underdog cloud their judgement. Bortles sucks. He would…

OK, everyone, be civil to whatever office drone has to answer the phone today...

You’re right and I would give MSU four business days to get it fixed.

If the Miller family gets another bill after, say, this Friday, then bulldoze the MSU Sports Clinic.

Fairly certain those bills just disappeared. Or... Mrs. Miller will be able to deduct them from the settlement that family is about to get.

Unbelievable. It’s time for the entire MSU administration to go see if the local car washes are hiring.